Conspiracy Theories, Reptilians, And Me
I’m Not Crazy, You’re Crazy
Forget Roswell. Forget Area 51
This is the truth behind aliens from space.
When it comes to alien conspiracies, there are two kinds of people. And to be clear, I’m not taking about aliens from other countries. I’m taking about real, bona fide extraterrestrial creatures that have come to earth in order to conquer us.
Yes, those aliens.
When it comes to them, there two kinds of people:
Group 1. These are the people who worry that some day aliens will arrive — unnoticed and unannounced — in Washington, D.C., and take over the government. These people are generally harmless. To be sure, Donald Trump is not a member of this group, nor is he an alien. His hair, however…
Group 2.The second kind of people are those who worry that this has already happened. They point to the latest doings in the nation’s capital and defy anyone to come up with an explanation for current events that doesn’t include this theory.
But there is a third, smaller, category of people when it comes to UFOs and alien invasions, and it is to this small group that I belong.
